Satanic Lesbians

In Spain, a judge has ruled that a lesbian mother must marry a man to keep her two children. According to the judge:

It is understood that (a parent’s)...belonging to a satanic sect...would negatively affect the children and serve as a reason for a change of custody. Well, it’s the same with homosexuality.

I didn't realize that. Several days earlier Jesus Christ was seen materializing in the Spanish capital of Madrid, on vacation from his regular duties of advising the American government. Christ denied putting words into Judge Calamito's mouth, but was heard to remark "es muy bueno" in rudimentary Spanish.