CUFI Rapture

Christians United for Israel believes in the expansion of Israeli territory and military action against Iran. CUFI believes that it needs to preserve Israel, because Jesus will be returning to the holy land after sinners have been wiped from the Earth. The CUFI folks believe when Jesus comes back, the Jews will say "Oh, you guys were right after all. Jesus is the savior." Tom DeLay is a fan of the second coming and says he "hope(s) it comes tomorrow." Check out the video here: CUFI Conference. Jesus was unable to attend the conference, due to pressing matters in Spain, but provided a brief statement to reporters as he entered the Plaza del Toro.

I don't know what all this talk is about the second coming. I'm already here people! Nevertheless, I support CUFI's efforts to help Israel, because as I've whispered to Dick Cheney on several occasions, Iraq must be wiped out and the Holy Land must be preserved. I grew up in that region -- I have wonderful boyhood memories, at least until I was crucified. In the meantime, I would encourage everyone to check out a reasonable facsimile of the region at The Holy Land Experience in Orlando. Now if you will excuse me, I have one of God's creatures to stab.