So, Do You Like It Greasy and Smelly?

The U.S. Dep't of the Interior is now saying they've discovered that department employees "used cocaine and marijuana and had sexual relations with oil and gas company representatives."  This one offers up so many cheap shots that I don't know what to do with myself.  Drilling? Lube jobs?

But I won't stoop to that level.  I'm going to stoop to a different level.  When I first heard the story, I had a thought I'm not proud of.  I thought "Sleeping with oil and gas company representatives?  Gross!"  For this post, then, I'm going to identify a few more influential groups whose representatives I think it would be gross to have sex with.

• Milk homogenization representatives (Milk Industry Foundation)
  
• American Podiatric Medical Association
• Obesity lobbyists
• National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, particularly the Chlamydia Division
• Plumbing and Drainage Institute
  
• Focus on the Family
  
• American Backflow Prevention Association
  
• People from Texas 

It's pretty unlikely I would run into most of these people anyway.  I might accidentally bump into someone from Focus on the Family, but they are probably abstinent -- or at least would claim to be.

I would make the list longer, but hopefully you can add to the list in your comments to make this more interesting.