First, of course dammit isn't God's last name. That's a terrible last name. Is Dag's last name "Nabbit"? Is Gosh's last name "doggit"?
Second, does anyone believe God has any last name at all? Why would he? You get your last name from your father's family. If I understand it right, God is not descended from anything or anyone. Ergo, no last name. Query, however, what Adam and Eve's last name was. Either they didn't have a last name because their "father" didn't have a last name, or God anticipated the need for last names and gave them a random one. If so, shouldn't we all have that last name?
And Jesus would have the same last name as Adam and Eve, I think. Yet everyone knows his last name was "Ofnazareth".
Third, if God does have a last name, it is almost certainly "Smack". That is, if you are talking about the Old Testament God.
Fourth, an even better last name for God is "Less." In fact (if I can use the word "fact" in a discussion like this), "Less" is the perfect last name for God. He has no god himself, right? So how clever would it be for him to be God Less? Then we'd have Eve Less.
But we all know Less is Mo(o)re.
Perhaps there's a God after all. Damn!
