Monday, January 19, 2009

Random Surf in the Blogosphere: MySpace Blogs

MySpace blogs are the best, because they are just public diaries where the blogger either spews the barest emotions for anyone to read, or simply thinks he/she should start a blog because it's a kewl thing to do.  Here's a good example from Matt, who at age 34, ought to know better.  All the quotes here are, btw, in one long paragraph.

Hi. I hope everyone is well, healthy, and happy. I entitled this "My First Cryptic Blog"-- because I'm gonna go everywhere in the next couple of minutes and leave it to you to come to your own conclusions. I'm gonna also describe things to allow you to know what's actually going on around me at each moment. This isn't gonna be a inspirational or story-telling blog--but it's gonna be very thought provoking. "Blurry" by Puddle of Mud is playing on my ITunes right now. I am drinking a cranberry and vodka that I made myself in my hotel room. Tonight myself and one of my best friends just watched "Ghost Rider"--thought it was good. I just got a text from someone I'm very interested in, but have no idea how it will pan out. I had one of the best meals I've had in a long time at Chevy's today.

Truly thought provoking, particularly the incredible meal at a national Tex-Mex chain. It's a bad sign when the blog advertises how cryptic the author believes he is.

My dreams have not yet overcame my memories...

I don't know what that means.

In case you didn't know, no one came to me with the terms "Version One" and "Mattitude"--they were terms I created and made on my own.

That's not what my Oxford English Dictionary says. Really, you invented the words "Version One"???

I'm turning the thermostat in my room up to 74 right now--it's chilly in here. 

I'm going to keep coming back to this blog if I get a play-by-play account of thermostat changes in someone else's house.  Fascinating!

I have a message to get out there, I just need someone to provide me with a beat. Someone told me today, and I quote, that I was "The last true role model."

If that's true, then I'd just like to mention to everyone that I've turned my thermostat in my house up to 70 degrees because my fingers are cold.