Cream of What?

This morning I woke up starving, and having polished off the last of the McCann's Steel Cut Irish Oatmeal  yesterday morning, I had nothing for breakfast in the house.  Except....back there in the corner, some tupperware with a blue lid.  It has cream of wheat in it.  That container has probably survived three different moves, but cream of wheat doesn't go bad in a sealed container.  So there's my breakfast.

But it isn't in a box, and if I ever could remember how to cook it, I can't now.  That's why there's Google, though, so I type in "directions for quaker cream of wheat" and get a bunch of hits, including one for Amazon.com.

Did you know that Amazon.com sells Cream of Wheat?  Oh yeah, and they've got nutrition facts, and a customer discussion section, etc.  Its sales rank is #70,328.  (McCann's oatmeal is ranked #3,405).

Amazon also has a section on the cream of wheat page called "Active Discussions in Related Forums."  The key word is "related."  Here's the call of the question:  Do any of these topics seem a little odd with respect to Quaker quick cooking Cream of Wheat?:

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I'll let you know whether my breakfast of Cream of Wheat mixed with salt and honey gives me any clarity on  these topics.