Jesus is Like a Pork Rind

Ewwwww. I think I liked him better when he was made of crackers and grape juice.  I wonder if the minister here also runs a barbecue restaurant.

This, by the way, is a tremendous argument in favor of the Holy Spirit in the "most popular of the trinity" contest.  At least the Holy Spirit is never anthropomorphic.  In fact, most people don't know what the hell it is, and that's a lot more consistent with rational thinking.