Showing posts with label Music. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Music. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Most Offensive Album Covers, Pt. 5

There's a theme in this post.  First, we have The Black Crowe's album...the one with "Shake Your Money Maker."  Apropos.

Fortunately this flag is flying at half staff, but c'mon, you couldn't trim up for the photog?

And...has there ever been a less attractive famous couple that insisted on posing nude all the time?  This one was taken before either had visited Brazil.  

 

 Look at the upside.  At least there are no bloody decapitated babies in this one.

Most Offensive Album Covers, Pt. 4

This is The Rolling Stones "Sticky Fingers" album cover.  It's one of their best albums, but perhaps not the best choice of album covers.  You probably can't tell in this small photo, but there's an armadillo in his trousers.


I remember my friend's dad (across the street) was a Stones fan.  he had this album with a slightly different jacket.  There was an actual working zipper on his copy that you could move up and down.  I'm not sure why you'd want to do that.

Most Offensive Album Covers, Pt. 3

Blind Faith.  Sure it's another naked pre-pubescent girl, but this one's okay because she wants to be a pilot!

Most Offensive Album Covers, Pt. 2

I pretty much gave away the best stuff in part 1, but I think this one is shocking in a completely different way:

 

Two reasons this is horrifying.  The first needs no explanation.  There are assorted baby parts, including decapitated baby heads, covered in blood, strewn about the photo.  Second, it's the freakin' Beatles!  The loveable lads from Liverpool.  So charming and sweet.

What in holy hell were they thinking with this cover?  According to Wiki, this was John's doing and the album was immediately recalled after being on sale for only a day. John thought it was no worse than Vietnam, but then, Vietnam was not an album cover.

Some of the recalled albums were trashed.  Others had a new cover stickered over this horrifying mess.

This album was released in June 1966, and it made me wonder if any of them were parents at this time.  The answer?  Yes!  Julian Lennon was born in 1963.  Of course, John really wanted nothing to do with Julian.  He went on vacation three days after Julian was born, without having even seen the boy.  Julian has said there are more pictures of Julian playing with Paul McCartney than Julian playing with his da.

McCartney did not have a child until 1968, but in 1962, long before this album was released, his fiancee had a miscarriage.

Ringo just had his first child 8 months before this cover was released.

Weird.

Most Offensive Album Covers, Pt. 1

A Facebook friend posted a status message that was a quote from The Scorpions "Rock You Like A Hurricane."  I remember seeing The Scorpions in concert in 1985 (maybe), so I was poking around on the Web seeing what they've been up to.  I happened to run across a couple of their album covers from the late '70s and the '80s, and I was pretty shocked by what they got away with.

I remember the "Love At First Sting" cover, with the man lifting the woman's leg and practically doing her standing up.  But her clothes were on and it was mostly implied.  Check out this one, though:

 
The Lovedrive cover from 1979. I think that's supposed to be bubblegum, or taffy, but it looks like something more solid and suggestive when viewed at this tiny size.  Either way, it's pretty disgusting.
In the tamer but more degrading category we have:


Animal Magnetism, circa 1980.  I don't know for sure, but I think this may be the inspiration for the album cover suggested in Rob Reiner's comedy This is Spinal Tap.

In the movie, the album is called "Smell the Glove." The record exec (Bobbi Fleckman, played by Fran Drescher long before The Nanny) describes the cover as "You put a greased naked woman on all fours, with a dog collar around her neck, and a leash, and a man's arm extended out, holding onto the leash and pushing a black glove in her face to sniff it."

When informed that K-Mart would not carry the album because of the sexist cover, Nigel says "What's wrong with sexy?" Upon learning there's a difference between "sexist" and "sexy", the boys deliver the famous line: "It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

But The Scorpions were much naughtier than this.  We didn't get to see this next one in America (for a reason that's about to become obvious), but the original "Virgin Killer" LP had this cover:

 
Yep.  That's a pre-pubescent girl, completely naked, in a provocative pose, with a strategically placed graphic star twinkle.  And the album is called "Virgin Killer." This is just post #1 of the Most Offensive Album Cover posts, but honestly, I can't believe I'm going to find anything worse than this.

Sunday, September 28, 2008

Radiohead Reckoner Remix

A few months ago, Radiohead released the individual instrument tracks for "Nude" and invited folks to remix it.  Now they have done the same for "Reckoner."

The whole thing is designed for Garage Band (and funneled through iTunes), but with a little computer magic, you can do a remix on your PC too.

The widget for one of mine is above. It focuses more on Yorke's voice, and dirties-up the guitar parts. 

Friday, April 25, 2008

British Sea Power and Film School

On Saturday I went to a show at a local club featuring a local opener, Film School and British Sea Power. I went for BSP, because I really like their Open Season CD, particularly "It Ended On An Oily Stage." BSP didn't play much from that CD, focusing more on the new release "Do You Like Rock Music?" That CD is okay...it's better live than in studio. In my view, though, it doesn't have the British sound that I liked on Open Season. Interestingly, BSP is fairly subdued playing their set, but at the end, they went crazy for 1/2 an hour, throwing guitars, smashing everything, picking each other up, screaming, wailing on guitars...all like a punk act. I found it interesting for five minutes. And then, eardrums bleeding at 2 a.m. I thought, why am I paying for these guys to enjoy themselves on stage, when they aren't actually "creating" anything for the audience. Just not my thing, I guess. The surprise was Film School. This is a revamped version of the band. According to the keyboard player (Jason), only Jason and the lead singer Greg are original members. The lead guitarist (Dave), drummer (James) and bass player (Lorelei, who is very attractive guys) recently joined the band. You'd never know it, though. They were sharp and energetic, with subdued dream pop vocals, but heavy guitar thrashes. There's a lesson in live music here. You've got a hot group like BSP, that everyone turns out to see (sea?) and you end up finding something new. In fact, after the energetic Film School set, BSP seemed tame...at least until the self-indulgent madness at the end. Their run with BSP is coming to an end in the Southern leg of BSP's tour, but Jason said the band decided to continue touring on its own while it has momentum. Highly recommended. See their MySpace page for tour dates.

Friday, April 11, 2008

Rainbow

So every once and awhile I decide to listen to some old music that I never otherwise hear or think of. I thought about posting a review of an old album I have by Rainbow, called "Straight Between the Eyes." Instead I decided I would just pick a few Rainbow songs from their catalog, and talk about them. Background Ritchie Blackmore was the guitarist for Deep Purple (y'know, Smoke on the Water?) but decided to start his own band. He recruited Ronnie James Dio as the lead singer, and they stepped into the metal/fantasy genre. Dio would later front Black Sabbath before having a solo career. Along the way Rainbow picked up a few other Deep Purple alumni, like bassist Roger Glover. Dio gets fed up with Blackmore in about three years, and Blackmore brings on board another guy who only lasted a year. Then came Joe Lynn Turner, who could really sing, but was more mainstream. Eventually the albums stopped selling and they went their own ways. Man on the Silver Mountain (1976): B+ This classic rock track is on the first album, called "Ritchie Blackmore's Rainbow," and it's the first track. For my money it's the best of the Dio tracks. Plus, it has a great opening chord riff that is perfectly reminiscent of Deep Purple. You wouldn't know the difference, until Dio starts singing. Later, in Sabbath and on his own, he is more of a screamer. Here, he is a vocalist. Lyrics are nothing special, but since they are well-sung they come off okay:
[Excerpt] I'm a wheel, I'm a wheel I can roll, I can feel And you can't stop me turning
  • Vocals: A-
  • Guitar: A
  • Bass: B
  • Drums: B
  • Keyboards: n/a
  • Solos: B
  • Arrangement: B
  • Lyrics: C+
Long Live Rock and Roll (1978): C- Off the fourth album with the same name as the song. Generally, I don't like songs with the words "Rock and Roll" in the title. They sound like cheap party songs designed to hook the generic fan. This track goes one step further and has a guitar riff that echoes Dio's voice when he sings the chorus. I nearly always find that unsatisfying, because again, it's just too hooky. The chorus repeats...over and over and over. The drums sound like they were recorded in a garage. Dio is screaming more here, like an arena rock frontman. And he sounds out of breath. A couple of times he sounds almost like he's talking, fast and loud. Lyrics are a snore:
[Excerpt] In a different time When the words didn't rhyme You could never quite be sure Then on with the change It was simple but strange And you knew the feeling seemed to say it all
  • Vocals: C
  • Guitar: C
  • Bass: B-
  • Drums: C
  • Keyboards: n/a
  • Solos: C
  • Arrangement: D
  • Lyrics: D
I Surrender (1980): C Joe Lynn Turner's debut on vocals. I'm skipping the interim guys. This particular song sounds a lot like a Foreigner knock off, with a much worse chorus. It sounds like Foreigner if Foreigner spent all its time wondering what it would look like in a music video. The verses are alright, though undistinguishable from 1,000 other rock songs during this time period. Turner sounds good, but there's only so much he can do with a chorus that requires him to sing "I surrender" and "I remember" with background singers echoing him. Definitely detracts from the song having any hard edge. On the chorus, he's straining. I don't think his voice is ready yet. The guitar solo has very little distortion. The drum occasionally has one of those clap/bullwhip cracks for punch. Yuck. They are clearly trying to sell records. No wonder they didn't. This doesn't sound like a hard rock band. Would Michael Bolton sing these lyrics?:
[Excerpt] I surrender to your heart babe Do anything that you want me to do Please be tender I'm in your hands girl This is a feeling I never knew
  • Vocals: B
  • Guitar: C-
  • Bass: B
  • Drums: C+
  • Keyboards: D
  • Solos: D
  • Arrangement: C+
  • Lyrics: D
Death Alley Driver (1982): B This song and the next one are on "Straight Between the Eyes," an album I bought in 1982. I'm guessing these songs will get decent reviews, because I liked them at the time. Then again, they might not hold up. This song begins with the cliche of some race car sounds. Then the snare kicks in, uptempo, followed by a chopping guitar. Turner bursts in, and now his voice is in full form. You can't miss the energy in this song. The pre-chorus is weak, but the rest of the song propels along like...a....real...rock...band! The solo sounds like a less distorted Iron Maiden riff, without the second guitar. Blackmore showing off his chops, especially in the second half of the solo. He's no Dave Murray (of Iron Maiden) in this song, but it's worth listening to. Unfortunately, it is followed by a distorted keyboard solo. They are rock lyrics, but they work...though there's the dreaded "rock and roll" reference. Points deducted for that:
[Excerpt] Rough and ready rider in a supersonic sound machine Rock and Roll survivor Chrome pipes between your knees
  • Vocals: B+
  • Guitar: B+
  • Bass: B
  • Drums: B
  • Keyboards: C
  • Solos: B+
  • Arrangement: B+
  • Lyrics: B-
Stone Cold (1982): B+ This got play on the radio, which is how I ended up with the LP. It is a slower song. I wouldn't exactly call it a rock ballad, because that conjures up some cheap bands like Winger and Wasp. It's more dark and brooding than that. It has a heavy keyboard part, but it actually adds to the dark mood instead of dominating the song. The pieces all work together very well, with no one part trying to steal the show. The guitar has a chorus effect, and there are a few fills that add a little "haunting" to the song. Turner sounds a little like Paul Stanley (Kiss) in the pre-chorus but then he actually shows us the real stuff in the chorus. The solo doesn't sound like Blackmore at all...nothing like in Death Alley Driver. Again, a little Mick Jones (Foreigner) here, with more technical skill. Maybe a little Neal Schon (Journey...don't laugh...Schon could really play). He also has a nice solo in the outro under the lyrics Lyrics are much improved. Simply put, this song still works. I enjoyed listening to this again. This is when their album sales declined? Crazy!
[Excerpt] Your words like ice fall on the ground Breaking the silence without a sound Oh familiar strangers with nothing to say Searching in the darkness
  • Vocals: B+
  • Guitar: B
  • Bass: B
  • Drums: B
  • Keyboards: B
  • Solos: A-
  • Arrangement: A
  • Lyrics: B
Street of Dreams (1983): C Still Joe Lynn Turner, but this would be the band's last album. It sounds like it would have played perfectly on the previous LP, except the keyboards are front and center, dominating the intro. You'd have to really listen to find the guitar. This album is very produced, which is not a good thing. This is an MTV album. Turner still sings pretty well, but it's all cleaned up and softened, for more appeal to the masses. They are trying to find the money, and in the process, making themselves like every other rock band in 1983. I had a brief Icehouse flashback during the second verse! Icehouse wasn't half bad at what it was trying to do, but Rainbow doing it? Unh-unh. I don't think so. At least the solo has a guitar in it. I expected a little more inspiration from the solo, considering that instrument does absolutely nothing else in the song. Instead, it is a filler solo, there because rock songs are supposed to have solos. Lyrics are average for this kind of band. Rainbow's end.
[Excerpt] There you stood a distant memory So good like we never parted Said to myself I knew you'd set me free And here we are right back where we started
  • Vocals: B
  • Guitar: C- (tempted to put n/a)
  • Bass: B-
  • Drums: C
  • Keyboards: C-
  • Solos: C-
  • Arrangement: C+
  • Lyrics: B-